Cast of the state qualifying production from Cross Schools
(Bluffton, SC).

Comedy.  30-40 minutes.  5-8 males, 6-7 females (3 roles are voice only; 11-15 performers possible).  Suitable for middle school and older performers, elementary school and older audiences.  First performance royalty:  $60.  Each additional performance:  $35.  All licenses include permission to make copies of the script as necessary for production.  Professional rights should be negotiated directly with YouthPLAYS at info@youthplays.com.

This play is available for perusal as a free non-printable PDF or as a printable PDF file ($5.50).  To order a digital copy, just click the Place an Order button above and select the either Non-Printable or Printable Perusal option.  It is now also available as a printed acting edition which includes special commentary from the author.  This version is available for $6.00 per script plus shipping/handling.  Until our shopping cart system is updated to include this option, please email us with your name and address and your preferred shipping option (standard, expedited, priority).  We will send you a Google Checkout invoice (if you'd like to pay by credit card) or quote you a price (if you'd like to pay by check or purchase order or PayPal).

Goldilocks is on the run from the Three Bears. She flees Fairytale Land and hides out in Nurseryland in the house of compulsive kisser Georgie Porgie and his crazy and colourful nursery rhyme friends. Will the Three Bears track her down? Can her new friends protect her? What does she know about the missing Piggy Piggie Wee? Nursery rhyme characters come to life in gleeful, chaotic abandonment in the comic tradition of Shrek. Over 60 nursery rhyme references—can you spot them all?